"Sobby McEmopants"'s Journal

4:25pm: I don't know, someone sees a few pictures of you wearing your underwear out or with your snatch in the air and they automatically assume you're trash!!! XD

1:47am: SHPLANG! Is a good word.

10:01pm:  yamatano, l_j_b, lupie_stardust. Be prepared grow few hours older and a £££ or two poorer thanks to THIS link. (Assuming you've never stumbled across it previously.)

 

12:22pm:  Is DeviantART behaving  a little odd for anybody else?

All the avatars but one on my page have become one identical pokemon type avatar!?! All icons on the comments section plus my own have been changed, the only unaffected one is in l_j_b's my last journal entry.  This is also the case If i go to any other profile.

Whut? DeviantVIRUS mebbe? Please let me know I'm not alone!

1:37am: HOLY SHITE!
'An Embuggerance'

on a selfish note, ever get the feeling there is a goblin trying to steal all the good things from your life?

11:01pm:

7:44pm: Oh Gods. Oh NOOOES! *cringe*
 I've just found out that I (apparently) exposed myself at Walkabout on Thursday. I didn't realise I'd drank so much. It does sound like something I would do but it's never gone that far before...I must have forgotten I wasn't wearing a bra...Oh, well. If I can't remember it, it obviously never really happened.

1:11am: It seems I am a twat for worrying. ^_^
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'Till next time. 

11:06pm: Moneyz
 On the plus side I did get myself a job today. It isn't such a bad wage either,hopefully they will like me and keep me on after Christmas.

Maybe my main problem in life is always focusing on the negative.

10:54pm: Why the crap do I even bother?
Is this just an unfortunate string of coincidences playing hell with a paranoid & insecure imagination? have I actually found another bloke who would rather avoid me than tell me straight that he's not as interested as he first thought?

Am I a twat for worrying or am I a twat for bothering with him?

I'm such a nob. 

11:50pm:

Why oh why can't I make myself get rid of my old teddies? It isn't even like they have sentimental value, I can't remember where half of them came from.

If I try to throw away anything with a face I feel guilty. Maybe I took Toy Story too seriously as a child.

11:21am:  

"'bloke reasons' - "RAGH! While this female and I have been broken up for ever, I, and my MIGHTY COCK believe she should be branded as having been mine for ALL OF TIME."

His Y chromosome is feeling tiny and pitiful"

I miss 

 

l_j_b .

8:54pm: goddamnmotherfuckinarsehole....waddaya mean
'RECENTLY'??!?

12:44am: And Yerri’s hair brained scheme for today is….
I'M GOING TO GET ME A DEGREE! LOL!

And it wont even be  an artsy one, I'm going to become an academic. 

Motivation is fun, I've not had any for aaages.

Years, actually.

 

1:14am:

things still going scarily well

            it's like having everyone laugh at you and you are the only one who doesn't get the joke           life never goes this well:

good things dont happen to me

it's gonna bring me down to earth with one hell of a bump if/when it goes wrong

*terri goes emo again*

 

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i know i have issues

 

 

 

it's gotta go wrong soon

 

12:49am:

 ENOUGH OF THE EMO-SNAPE ALREADY!

I don't do soppy.

11:55am: MySpaz Woes

>>>ARSEHOLE ALERT<<<
MSG RECIEVED FROM A RANDOM TODAY;

Hi Yerri !
How’s things? Bit of a random text coming up lol but fuck it!
As a lot of people know (you wont) I recently split with my GF and although I thought it didn’t bother me I still feel a sour taste!

See during our break up my fuckin bitch of an Ex decided to stand on a table in our local and tell everyone in a packed pub (95% knew) that I had a tiny penis and couldn’t satisfy her! Imagine how that felt! I admit im pretty self confident at times but I can also get so insecure at other times too (don’t we all) Its not the 1st time shes done this I thought I was over it but now shes started more nasty rumors bout my cock! I think im pretty big TBH But I don’t really go looking at other guys or watch porn so I don’t really know how I measure up? This is really getting to me now, I dont usually do things like this!

Look I know it aint your prob? I’m not a perv or anything, I just really need a strangers opinion, If you dont wanna fuck it but you look pretty down to earth and hopefully you’l give me your opinion?
Ive only sent to you hun dnt wnt the whole world seein.
I know it’s the most random message you’ll get, but despite, Im an alrite guy really lol, hope to get to know you, Sorry if I shock you!!




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*INSERT PICTURE OF SENDEES ERECT NOB*
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Plz don’t take offence, Its not ment like that,
Whats your opinion?

Brian
xxx

MY REPLY?

Oh, wow. Aren't you everything I've ever wished for? Get a new chat up line because not all girls are small minded, easily impressed slags.

And cheers, my 3 year old god daughter Heidi was sat with me when I opened that msg.

Twat.

AND>>>

And it looks like It's only about 4 inches....
If u hold the camera at that angle of course it'll look more impressive.

Girlfriend application? You really don't seem the type who needs your head inflating any more. Come on girls, you can do so much better, don't let the team down!

(He has a girlfriend application form in his blog section, I was amazed to see some girls must have been impressed because more than one skinny blond bint has filled it in)

I'm so glad I'm not a slapper.

3:14am: Yerri goes Emo

4:17pm: “Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.”

12:13am: Fart

Nipple

Wibble

Plonk

12:46am: I've gone from needing a little bit of help deciding between three names to needing a whole new one.

The people I got the kitty off had gotten quite attached to the one I had picked and so had their three year old daughter, I couldn't bring myself to take it away and ended up picking a different one*. A girl one. I need new options.

Anyone have any bright ideas? I would like something from HP or Pratchett but I am open to any suggestions as I am stumped.

*The boy cat is officially a Maladict, they thought it sounded pretty too.

12:08pm:

3:57am: Done.

4:52pm: Eek!

I'm not afraid of flying but this is enough to make anyone a little bit nervous.

Kerkyra airport, Corfu .

3:09pm: 10 DAYS.